halØ
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Post by halØ on Dec 30, 2004 19:24:58 GMT 1
heheeh lets make some jOkEs heh
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Dec 30, 2004 20:02:29 GMT 1
Start with 1
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halØ
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Post by halØ on Dec 30, 2004 21:14:18 GMT 1
how do you know if Mark Slicor broke into your house?
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halØ
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Post by halØ on Dec 30, 2004 21:15:51 GMT 1
Answer: The Garbage is half-eaten and the dog is pregenate.
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Post by Administrator on Dec 30, 2004 22:20:32 GMT 1
hahaha not bad ;D
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Dec 30, 2004 23:38:22 GMT 1
yeah  hehehe lol BUT watch out now if he reads this he's gonna hack you |
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odinloki
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Post by odinloki on Dec 30, 2004 23:56:08 GMT 1
i got his ip told sascha and hes ip banned
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Nømad
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Post by Nømad on Dec 31, 2004 2:29:03 GMT 1
i got his ip told sascha and hes ip banned MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! Holy nuts, now that's a funny joke  |
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halØ
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Post by halØ on Dec 31, 2004 16:54:51 GMT 1
hehe ty ;D you guys come up with 1 now hehe
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Dec 31, 2004 18:46:01 GMT 1
I'm not really a joke man |
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Nømad
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Post by Nømad on Jan 1, 2005 2:22:44 GMT 1
hehe ty ;D you guys come up with 1 now hehe My reply was directed to Odinloki's serious post. "Once there were two tomatoes crossing a road, then one tomato got hit by a car, then the other one said 'come on now, ketchup" Edit : The funny part rests in the two funny parts, one directed to; squish a tomato, get ketchup, the other one lies in "Ketchup = Catch up" Edit x2: Yes, I'm bored, and yes, it's old. |
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:SOLO:H2SO4
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Post by :SOLO:H2SO4 on Jan 2, 2005 17:27:38 GMT 1
This is a sadistic one ;D: A family is eating, seated at same table , and the oldest son says ...- "Father... i dont like my brother!"and he's father says..."Shut up and eat..."so , after a little while he repeats and gets the same answer , at the thirth time, the father answers..." ok..you win...then eat only the potatos..." |
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:SOLO:H2SO4
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Post by :SOLO:H2SO4 on Jan 2, 2005 17:34:42 GMT 1
A guy is ordering his house to be made to the architect...
The architect : "but , why must the house be all round???"
The guy : "to avoid the dogs to piss in the cornners"
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:SOLO:H2SO4
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Post by :SOLO:H2SO4 on Jan 2, 2005 17:41:45 GMT 1
He got the Totoloto so he thought on buying a Ferrari, untill here no p , but after 5 mints he called the stand saying the car was ruined...well they sent him a knew one .The same happened , what made the guys from Ferrari ask the guy how he drived the car ...
The 8-)guy:"... inside the citty all goes well, the problem apears only in the Highway, when i change from 5th to R ..." :PCABOOOOMMMMMMMM
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Jan 3, 2005 12:48:25 GMT 1
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool the R from racing yeah  |
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:SOLO:H2SO4
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Post by :SOLO:H2SO4 on Jan 3, 2005 22:11:47 GMT 1
Noooo ...omg hehehe in a car u have 1st gear ; 2nd gear untill 5th or 6th gear ...and when he was at maximum speed he changed to R = backwards ...well here it is R = backwards or rear gear...got it?? :PBIG BANG
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Post by Administrator on Jan 3, 2005 23:54:00 GMT 1
I think he understood the joke
the man was just thinking that R was the racing gear but in real it's of course the rear gear.
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Post by photographeratwork on Jan 4, 2005 10:48:13 GMT 1
knock knock.
who's there?
hasjoe.
hasjoe who?
bless u.
ok'ill shut up
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Post by Koraen on Jan 5, 2005 23:08:51 GMT 1
a das sits on the table with his 2 sons and daughter.
the oldest son says: dad i have a confession to make: i am gay.
then the younger son says: dad i have a confession to make: i am gay too.
the father cries:what? isnt here anybody that loves women then?!
his daughter: yes dad....me
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halØ
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Post by halØ on Jan 5, 2005 23:13:50 GMT 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Jan 7, 2005 0:05:36 GMT 1
LOL.. @ and jose i get that joke.. but that stupid man in that car thinks that the R means Racing |
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Nømad
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Post by Nømad on Jan 9, 2005 0:51:13 GMT 1
An american, a british guy and a japanese fellow were stranded at a desert island.
The american said "I'll be the chief of constuction"
The british guy said "I'll be the chief of exploring"
And the japanese fellow said "I'll be the chief of supplies"
Hours pass, and the american has built a nice hut, and the british guy has explored the shores, but there is still no sign of the japanese fellow. They decide to go look for him, and as they walk through the woods, suddenly the japanese guy jumps out of a bush and yells "Supplies, supplies!"
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Post by photographeratwork on Jan 9, 2005 19:09:32 GMT 1
LMAO hahahahahahahhahaha
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Jan 10, 2005 21:08:00 GMT 1
loooooooooooooool i know that already but it's still funny |
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Post by photographeratwork on Jan 24, 2005 9:49:42 GMT 1
true
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