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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Feb 14, 2005 18:28:26 GMT 1
Noone has good jokes?
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Post by photographeratwork on Feb 16, 2005 9:15:04 GMT 1
knock knock. who's there? me. me who? damn chinees.
i really lmao of yesterday about this one. maybe it had something to do with the shit i smoked :/
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Post by photographeratwork on Feb 16, 2005 9:15:19 GMT 1
k
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Feb 16, 2005 12:26:16 GMT 1
lol chinees=loepmpiavouwer ;D .. sorry it's in dutch
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Post by DemonHunter on Mar 22, 2005 2:39:55 GMT 1
why did the idiot get run over by a car? Why? Because he was glued to the tomato...
ROADKILL!!!! ;D
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Post by :§OLO:*Ma-Mr.ZwÅn§y* on Mar 24, 2005 2:52:41 GMT 1
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ;D
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Post by Koraen on Mar 25, 2005 16:52:24 GMT 1
How to make a woman happy?
You have to be:
1. a friend 2. good company 3. loving 4. a brother 5. a fatherfigure 6. master 7. teacher 8. cooking 10. Plumber 11. mechanic man 12. odd jobs man 13. stylist 14. sexuologist 15. pregnant with her 17. psychiater 19. autodidact 20. organizer 21. good father 22. proper 23. nice 24. atlet 25. soft 26. tender 27. galant 28. intelligent 29. funny 30. creative 31. strong 33. tolerant 34. carefull 35. ambitious 36. courage 37. loyal 38. full of respect 39. passionate
not to mention :
41. say nice things all the time 42. love shopping 43. dont brag 44. be rich 45. stressproof 46. not looking at other women
at the same time :
47. not be jeleous 48. give her freedom 49. keep her family happy (with you) without spending not enough time with her 50. help her in hard times
also very important:
51. Dont forget birthdays: hers, and the rest of the family,friends, mariagesbitrhdays and.......all possible dates that she might forget....
How to make a man happy?
1. cook 2. have sex with him 3. leave him alone
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