Bored? JOKE THREAD!

[DD / GharhX]

i have nuttin to do so i'll post a crappy joke


3 fanatics had escaped and was heading out of the country, on the border they got stopped cuz they got to go over a bridge, the brigdekeeper said:
"You can't go over there maniacs! It's too dangerous! "

They replyed:
"yes please we want to!"

Gatekeeper:
"No, you can't to get over there i must sign a licence"

Fanatics:
" Please sign them "

GK
"No, i'll go inside now, and don't try to get over the bridge!"

the fanatics stood there for a while and soon the man heard knocks on the door...

GK
"yees, come in.."

the fanatics stumbled in and told him to sign their licences

GK
" Ok ok, i'll do it if you answer right on a question! "

Fanatics
"Sure"

the gatekeeper went froward to the first and asked:
" Whats three times three? "

Fanatic #1
" hmm, 127! "

GK
" that's wrong, too bad! "

he went to the next fanatic and said:
" what's three times three? "

Fan #2
" hmm, Friday! "

GK
" Sorry, that's wrong too "

Now he went to the last one and asked the same thing
" Whats 3 x 3 ? "

Fan #3 thought for a while and replyed:
" nine! "

GK
" uuhm, yes .. .eeeh.. that's right.. hand me your licences now "

he signed their licenses and they where just on their way to head off, and he stopped them
" Hey i really have to know, how did you know the answer?`"

Fanatic #3
" Hah! It was eeaasyy! I just divided 127 with friday! "


crappy one and dont ask any questions.



Post jokes and comments here no f**k**g spam please

[pp]

To bad that this is the off topic section where spamming is highly allowed. And you spam in each and every other section, so why shouldn't we spam in your topic

[DD / GharhX]

beacause i made a joke topic... ;D

[:SOLO:BoNuss]

ok whats the difference between swanzy and a rotten corpse?

[DD / GharhX]

the rotten corpse hav somewhat a brain?

[[m]undas]

bonuss said:

ok whats the difference between swanzy and a rotten corpse?

i dont want to have sex with zwansy!

uhm

forget it

[Koraen]

mund said:

bonuss said:

ok whats the difference between swanzy and a rotten corpse?

i dont want to have sex with zwansy!

uhm

forget it

hahahahahahaha, i got to remember that one

[Nømad]

bonuss said:

ok whats the difference between swanzy and a rotten corpse?

Zwansy doesn't wear pants.

[Darkchlor1]

fährt ein auto durch die grade kurve....


for all u non germans:

a car drives thru the straight curve...

[Darkchlor1]

2 blind people are standing at the streetcorner

says the one to the other: can u help me over the street? i cant see shit today...